GOOGLE BUZZ SUCKS LOL

This is basically an OPEN letter to Google
Almost everything except for the notoriously LOW adsense payouts, I have ever written about Google has been positive. I love trying to game the Googlebot and I love seeing my blog all over Google search but a company with 19,000 + people that I would think are smart and useful would of been  dominating social networking along time ago.
Google slivers around buying up sites, rumors fly about their next purchase , well don’t they have some TOP NOTCH Ruby on Rails programmers ? Twitter was built using Ruby originally doesn’t Google have people that can utilize all their assets to have a site that converged LIVE VIDEO messages , FAST USEFUL  networking tools.

Today I was thinking how cool it would be to open my gmail acct and see some LIVE VIDEO and messages recorded by my friends and all the women who have a crush on me telling me in HDTV just how cool and wonderful I am
But no Google is way back in the 90’s somewhere delivering more senseless apps just like that Friend Connect widget you see on the sidebar of this blog, if some of my friends didn’t join right off the bat I wouldn’t have that on my site. Anyway Google may have a sweet deal going with adwords because that service actually helps many people and businesses.But they are way out in left field when it comes to practical NICE LOOKING FAST applications and sites.

How does two of the biggest companies YAHOO and GOOGLE not know how to give the people what they really want. Don’t people that work there have vision ? They are the kind that are to smart for their own good.
Like I said I got a great BUZZ but it didn’t come from YAHOO’s lame ass BUZZ nor Google’s oh so awesome Social networking platform that they have to slide you little chunks of crap at a time.
Google wake up and hiring some creative people matter fact I am the one that can deliver, give me my own team because I have some blogging friends I know and WE will build you the best social networking site on the PLANET.
Want to check out the BUZZ ?
Call me Google but no I don’t use voice LOL
If not because you been good to me and I was looking at your weak code depository have a few of your peeps snatch Skype, I don’t mean BUY IT LOL   modify it with YouTUBE record features, add gmail functions and go with a inside network where I can securely watch messages from my friends and people I work with. Then I won’t have to WASTE time on Facebook and Twitter. Just think all around the video module are your CORNY Ass ads Now how sweet is that ?
Find me on GOOGLE LOL

So since they have it all figured out and  I don’t think anyone from Google will have anything to say what do you think Blogger ?

Recently I wrote about What I would do if I ran Google What do you think about their shenanigans ? LOL

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As somone who has prospered from my “relationship” with Google and appreciates all their FREE stuff I just think it’s disappointing when they could of easily delivered an awesome USEFUL site. Why would I want to continue to follow strangers that are only looking for the NEXT whatever it is and won’t add any real value to my life . I already know the people I need to know I just  need a Better and FASTER way of connecting with them. I don’t mind meeting new people and am all for the WORLD WIDE LUV but I found it useless to keep adding  people that are basically GOOFS 24/7 and not work with and enhance the REALationships I already have, oh snap REALationships would make a cool domain   Anyway I have confidence in Google but damn get with the program HOMIE

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