5 wordpress plugins you never heard of

We will see who wins in the END WE all need each other

I have seen  a long term trend among bloggers  to write about wordpress plugins. Most of the ones  mentioned  are already well known but I guess these post served as some kind of link bait because out of ten usually recommended  someone seems to  need one of them.  So with that I wanted to share about 5 wordpress plugins that you may of never heard of.

1 where you been bubba; this plugin does some fierce annoying of your blogging friend/s it hits them with a barrage of tweets, emails and comments Yo Mama Jokes on their blog until their IP cancels the process by showing up on your blog. Some people may not agree with this tactic but it does work excellently.

2 social media bookmarking fail plugin; this alerts bloggers that have a pattern of stumbling and tweeting their own sites only 24/7 and no record of them spreading the luv. The plugin emails them stern warnings and will eventually ban their IP from your site if tweeting and stumbling behavior is not corrected. Spread the LUV

3 Go see that lamer plugin : This plugin reminds YOU to actually go visit  blogging friends and to reach out to new bloggers around the world. I like this one and I wish it worked better.

4 Anonymously Me : this plugin I consider black hat because it launches bots that track down your former friend and plasters their social media site profiles with crazy sayings like Who MADE YOU BITCH ? Now your someone BITCH ? pretty lethal plugin I only had to use it two times and both bloggers are still AWOL so it’s pretty effective but not quite as strong as our last one.

5 Super FREEZE Plugin : this plugin is if you want to just lock a site down. Doesn’t matter if it’s some wiseguy on blogspot or a whole social networking site. It locks their server DOWN  till you unlock it and overloads it enough that they can’t get into their account etc. Pretty cool plugin if anyone tries to spam your blog or you just don’t like a MOFO drop a little freeze on their ass and I have  seen amazing attitude adjustments after using this one.

So are you a plugin developer ? DO you have any cool ideas for plugins that you want to share ?

What do you think of my plugins ?  Thanks NO LAME COMMENTS

It may be assumed that this post comes about from my disappointment in some of my blogging friends some of that may be  A LITTLE true but that would be easy and common to only recognize that BUT to be honest it takes two to tango and you have to give to get. I wish there was an easy way to quickly visit all my friends and throw some stumble and RT luv but to be honest I got burnt out on the doing and sad on the getting. But in blogging you have to roll with the punches you get more with honey then vinegar <<I know from experience trust me on that.

Please tell us the name of your plugin and what the basic functions are etc thanks or one you’d like to see

So please consider leaving a cool comment and/or  passing this along with a RT in any event thanks for stopping by

I do appreciate it.

Finally like the man behind the curtain it is sometimes difficult to show Mr Happy Face when your dealing with real world difficulties but  your own problems are  no license to GO OFF on people or to stop reaching out. Because if you don’t quit there may come a day when it all comes together as it should and will

Congrats to the NY Yankees was nice to enjoy the game and think of the good old days

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