Ten reasons you suck at blogging

Risky Blog Post titles

Now you have to admit that this post has  a pretty funny title but the first point is that you have to take some risks sometimes with your titles.  A title MUST obviously be attractive enough to a wide range of people in order to gain some reach.

Now if I made it Ten reasons why YOU SUCK it may of done better because now I have included everyone LOL

2) You don’t go around thanking people. My number one “tool” for this blog is to go and personally thank someone for stopping by, commenting, retweeting whatever.This is the one pet peeve of mine I have always had with bloggers.

Especially since it takes about 10 seconds to reach out to someone.

Please keep NOT doing this so when I’m rich and famous you will know why

THANKS

3) You don’t mix it up. I would hate to write about marijuana all day everyday.Take some risks and write some real shit. We already know about wordpress

4) Your blog is stale. Your running the same old ads and your last post was in August. I just did a sweep and you will be surprised how many blogs I saw shut down. Keep in the game and THINK up some new stuff to do. This isn’t college so focus on having some fun instead of writing a bunch of serious GURU nonsense like that’s going to work LOL .
5) Link to someone already. It’s so easy to write a link to some other bloggers that you like or that maybe are your only friends LOL  so do it .

Don’t worry about Google they don’t give a shit about you or bloggers.

6) Your ads suck and you don’t even realize it. Yes I have been guilty of this  but as you learn you will know what to stand by and what works and PAYS, this takes time.

7) Your a loner/lamer. Yes I spend alot of time by myself but I enjoy it. I do constantly look for cool people to interact with  but the reality is there aren’t many so cherish the ones you know that’s all I’m saying.

This is a BIG one. You suck up to well known bloggers that don’t give a damn about you and blow off people that you know are cool and would be there for you. I have NEVER been guilty of this in fact I actually talk mad smack on all the well known blogs as part of my guerilla marketing tactic and usually I’m high or frustrated with the whole damn process of why people suck up to scumbags. Support your local blogger fuck the John Chows they care about one thing and it’s not YOU.

9) I won’t mention about your site being on wordpress.com or blogspot because we all have to start somewhere but your not in the game of owning a GREAT BLOG worth something if MATT or Google owns it. I have to buy a custom theme or modify thesis so who I’m kidding

10) Maybe you don’t suck. Maybe I just wanted to go through a little list  based on my whole experience with blogging. I want you to be successful. 99% of the blogs in the world couldn’t give a damn if you died. I don’t have this blog so I can check my stats 24/7 or offer you to buy some lame ebook etc I have it for ONE REASON and that’s to keep my ass out of trouble.It gives me something to do and best of all it has allowed me to meet some of the coolest bloggers on this planet.

As long as you don’t quit it’s going to happen. Quote me on that

Also I was thinking that bloggers try to act all mysterious and some are  even anonymous well that doesn’t make any sense. One of the main things is to let people know who you are.

Have you taken any RISKS on your blog ? Please feel free to mention it and add a link to the post thanks

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