Yes for a limited time you can get my new book called “Facebook for Goofs“ where using my experience as a Life Coach, mlm guru and all around suck up I will teach you how to channel your energy via Facebook.
Chapter one
I will teach you how to make a FAN page so other goof wannabe internet marketers can become your fan this will allow you to sell your scam ass products to almost any sucker on Facebook.
I’m a stay at home Mom of three cats and I love networking. I have helped Joel Comm get to where he is today and I’m friends with all the coolest marketer’s.
So right now I’m also including my membership site which is usually $47.00 and then $27.oo a month billable to your credit card but NOW free for the first month 
With this members only EXCLUSIVE site I let people join in on my powerful Million Dollar marketing calls where we praise each other and recommend other GOOFS.
So don’t delay act now before they sell out. I’m currently on a book tour scouring the country for talented TEAM members. I travel around trying to convince people of my reputation as a AGENT of your trust so PLEASE order I donate 5% to charity.
Pretty please
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LOL too funny… Catchy, you should run with it.
Twitter: extremejohn
(86 comments) September 15, 2009 at 7:19 pm
We have been all over the Facebook Fan Pages for our business’s over the last two weeks, trying to see how valuable that really is.
I have a killer FB post coming out, stay tuned.
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Hey I read this 3 times and I still can’t see how to sign up. LOL! I also clicked on the photo of you and I can’t tell you how disappointed I am that it did not open a full size image. So disappointed I just decided I don’t want to sign up after all!
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(10 comments) September 16, 2009 at 12:02 am
@ Will
GOT ONE LOL
I was actually just trying to be a GOOF myself and have some fun
thanks everyone
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(5 comments) September 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm
LOL… I was really looking forward to reading this. That could be a good new market to compete with the Dummies and Idiots guides… instead of how to do things, you could do how NOT to do things – failure to follow your rules will make you look like a GOOF. I love it!
~ Kristi
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Normally, I wouldn’t think that I would be interested in such an eBook, however I’ve learned that eBooks with “facebook hotties” on the cover are superior. So, … where do I download my copy?
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That has got to be the best you have ever looked. Who wouldn’t buy that book? And who wouldn’t want to work at home with her? Even with the cats around.
You neglected to mention, though, how many millions will I make my first week, and does it involve actually doing anything besides reading the book? I do not have any extra time cause it’s almost time for the House marathon weekend.
You also forgot to strictly limit the number of copies, too. Of course, in less than two years, you will be giving the book away as one of the 47 bonuses for purchasing your latest ebook. But it’s still a $197 value.
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