Tonight here in San Antonio I was almost in panic mode for a minute. I had asked around the HOOD for WHERE’S IT AT and got some dead end excuses until I paged this one FEWL who had some DRO.

So for 20 dollars you get a gram of some good looking weed and before I get to The TOP TEN reasons to smoke marijuana I will just tell you that  shit worked

1 I believe I have some kind of stress disorder so when I smoke weed I seem to calm down

and enjoy the time high instead of being pissed of at whatever USED to stew in my mind.

2 I have been smoking since I was 12 and I have seen many of my friends that I grew up with

on Facebook and they didn’t smoke, they look 50-60 I look good for 44 Damn GOOD LOL

3 SEX is better on a weed buzz trust me I know. You can even have a sense of LARGENESS on

the right kind of marijuana.When I met my wife she would call any good weed I had Horny

Horny she no longer smokes, so I just use it as an excuse to LIGHT up and FUCK

4 You can make money off marijuana .Although  I don’t now , I used to make as much as

I wanted on marijuana and that shit is tax free cash flow I don’t advise it at my age tho

5 Marijuana is a good clean “drug” . I have seen and smoked some of the best marijuana in

the world and I’m telling you it hasn’t done one  1 BAD thing to me or my body

6 You can blog better Yes it’s true I stay up late at night and enjoy my coffee and smokes

I’m not hurting anyone but MYSELF Also I don’t think blogging DRUNK would be advisable because I’m a total moron when I drink but I have found a nice smoke will make you blog better.

7 I used to work for some well known companies like Kodak Bausch and Lomb and one in

particular Harris RF communications where we built very expensive CLASSIFIED radios

for the government. I was responsible for a cable that if it broke would result in DEATHS.

I was specifically asked to do this cable because my test yields were 100%

The plant mgr even called me in and asked how is it your able to do these cables like this ?

Lucky I was smart enough to NOT  tell him I was HIGH on weed everyday and every break  I would smoke out.

So it definitely aided in my performance.

8 It’s a great way to meet new cool people. I have smoked out 1000’s and my wife is always

saying damn you spot them a mile away. All my good friends have smoked at least once.

9 It shows you have balls. Yes I spent time in jail more then once for weed and It was worth it

because I believe as an adult and an American I have a RIGHT to smoke weed.

FUCK THE POLICE

10 Ok so maybe your a mature law abiding adult (see above pic ) who has their shit together and doesn’t NEED to smoke.

Well I respect that 100% and good for you BUT PLEASE respect my choice also.

In fact you should get yourself  a dime bag and have a little smoke with your lover and then you might have a better  marriage and LIFE   Just a thought…………………

Thanks

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